CITY OF JOKES:-4

                                 
-:SHORTCUT JOKES:-

1)  Father: "Idiot. How dare you scold your mother?"

     Son: "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that".

2)  Old woman : "Doctor I have severe pain in my right leg".

      Doctor : "That is due to old age".

      Old women : "But both of my legs are of the same age".

      Doctor : ?!

3)   Teacher : "Why is honesty the best policy?"

      Student : "Becase there is hardly any competition".

4)   Nurse : "Wake up man"

      Patient : "Why what's the matter"

      Nurse : "Nothing, I Just forgot to give the prescribed sleeping pills".

5)   Teacher : "What is the best way to prevent milk from getting sour?"
      Student : " The best way is to leave it in the cow itself."